I Want to Kill the Dog

I Want to Kill the Dog

by Richard M. Cohen
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I Want to Kill the Dog by Richard M. Cohen

A hilarious book by Richard M. Cohen, the New York Times bestselling author of Blindsided and Strong at the Broken Places, about living with his wife, Meredith Vieira, and her band of difficult dogs.

“Has a couple ever gone to war or a spouse moved to another country because a pet came between them? Have two people other than my wife and me ever had such opposing feelings when it comes to domestic animals?”

So wonders Richard M. Cohen, who has endured the beasts his wife, Meredith Vieira, has brought into the house to enrich their lives. Despite her unshakable affection for these furry creatures, the various animals have destroyed the serenity of a once calm household. Friends watch in stunned silence as the family frantically struggles to keep peace in this lawless land. Delivery people have fled in fear. Guests have cowered or simply laughed at the hideous shrieks, the current mutt’s stab at intimidation. Then there are the cats that think they are ferocious jungle creatures. Weary of having animals run the show, Richard is fed up. These animals are destroying a home, and the life of one simple soul who seeks only peace and quiet. The King has been overthrown. The Queen and her court have taken over. That would be Meredith and her minions.

I Want to Kill the Dog is more than a countercultural ode to those weary of the pet pedestal. It is a portrait of a marriage and of the redemptive power of humor and family when banishing the beast is not an option.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781101595374
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date: 10/30/2012
Sold by: Penguin Group
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 144
File size: 2 MB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Richard M. Cohen is the author of two New York Times bestsellers: a memoir, Blindsided: Lifting a Life Above Illness, detailing his struggles with MS and cancer and his controversial career in the news business, and Strong at the Broken Places: Voices of Illness, a Chorus of Hope, following the lives of five individuals living with serious chronic illnesses. His distinguished career in network news earned him numerous awards, including three Emmys and a George Foster Peabody. Cohen lives outside New York City with his wife, Meredith Vieira. They have three grown children.

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I Want to Kill the Dog 3.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 17 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Cohen has written a good, humorous, somewhat sarcastic, straight-to-the-point book. But why do they charge ten bucks for an adequate, 56 page book? I don't know. I'd rethink your decision of buying this book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is very funny. It gives you a look into a non-dog lovers point of view
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Richard Cohen is brutally honest and hilarious at the same time! It's a quick read but I giggled the whole time! My husband is going to read it now.
Deanna41 More than 1 year ago
Great light and easy read. Read it cover to cover the minute I got it. Couldn't put it down. Laughed out loud many times.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
So funny. Quick read. Great for dog lovers and non dog lovers.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Every dog needs to die
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It's so boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I thought the writing was a bit stilted and did not flow naturally. I wanted to enjoy the book more than I did.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I laughed so hard reading this book, I also cried. Every dog lover knows what he's talking about!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
People i think it the dog was bad the people are going to kill the dog i hate it* what was the dogs name?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Was the author hiding in my house when he wrote this book? I can relate 100 percent to everything in this book. Everything in this book has happened in this house. Always taking a backseat to dogs and cats that my wife and kids would bring in against my wishes. Even today, with all the kids grown and gone, I still have a dog that was my son's but he couldn't take it with him when he moved out. I hate that stupid dog.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Mu husband and both read this book. Loved it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
DONT KILL YOUR DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
U cant even read the sample$@#&$!!!!!!