Ivan The Terrible: The World's Worst Best Dog

let me tell you about Ivan-the world's absolute worst best dog ever. Honestly, I blame myself for this one. I made the colossal mistake of watching Marley & Me with him when he was a puppy. Big mistake. Huge. He must've seen Marley as his life coach or spiritual guide because, wow, Ivan isn't just following in Marley's paw prints-he's sprinting past them while setting the house on fire.

Now, I didn't exactly plan on adopting Ivan. He sort of landed in my life in the middle of an absolute tra...