Jackums: My Uncle Jack's Recollections of a Bygone Era

"I've reached that age that, when I'm squirted with perfume by a sales girl in a department store, I can go home without fear."

"My first awareness of anything sexual was the Sears Roebuck catalogue. Somewhere in its 1,000 pages were the bra and girdle advertisements."

"My first month's paycheck in the Air Corps was $32.00. The withholding tax was about $4.00 so I had $28.00 a month to splurge. It was a tight squeeze until I learned to play poker."

"Sometimes I wonder if there are any more ...