Lazy Son

He's going to rule the world--if he ever gets off his lazy ass.

Christopher might be the Antichrist, but taking over the world and leading the minions of darkness sounds like a lot of work. And while slacking is a sin his supposed dad, Lucifer, approves of, his lack of goals is a problem.

Personally, Christopher would rather just work hard enough to make ends meet--and maybe buy a six-pack. But the guy who calls himself Dad finally decides to take an interest.

Screw his dad. Selfishness is a f...