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Unabridged — 13 hours, 30 minutes

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Overview

The end of the world has begun.

If I were you, I'd take my valuable time and attention elsewhere.

As you well know, Earth is running low on kindness and shame and air. Why put yourself in the shoes of others when, surely, you recognize everything revolves around you and you alone? Besides, the people populating this essentially meaningless plot are frivolous ants simply not worth their weight in words.

Believe me, I should know.

Certainly not the twins at the heart of the matter of all thing...