Log On, The Big Book of Bowel Movements

Log On, The Big Book of Bowel Movements

by Kelly Gray

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This humorous look at the fine art of taking a dump will bring a smile to everyone who reads the book. The book is divided into two halves, the first being specific chapters such as foods, constipation, the mouse, the setting, wiping, the dump and smells. The second half of the book is dedicated to embarrassing stories of dumping mishaps such as shitting your pants in public, taking a dump in a coffee can on the freeway, looking for a lost tooth in piles of poop for a week and many more... This book is a tongue and cheek view of the dirty deed we all must do on a daily basis, unless you are my wife who can go for days without....

Product Details

BN ID: 2940046626049
Publisher: Kelly Gray
Publication date: 03/10/2015
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 482 KB

About the Author

Kelly grew up with his mom, dad and two big brothers in Southern California. Kelly spent many years in San Diego and earned his coveted Journalism Degree from the prestigious San Diego State University. It has been rumored that Kelly was not there for the academia, but for the cool buds, hot babes and great waves.... Kelly worked as free lance writer and photographer at another very serious workplace, Surfer Magazine. He then went on to live in Maui ( see the rumor above) and then to his current home in the gorgeous Pacific Northwest with his wife, three dogs, cat and bird. Kelly sees life in a different way than most people and it shows in his writings. Don't expect any scientific facts or health tips from his book, "Log on, The Big Book of Bowel Movements", just a humorous way to look at taking a dump. Kelly started this project years ago with a pad of paper and a pen sitting on or near every toilet in his home, tenaciously scribbling notes as he squeezed out some of his best works. He is already penning a follow up "Log On, Part Deux", so stay tuned.

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