Midlife Christmas Vigilante

You can call me the spirit of hot flashes, fangs, and vengeance.

Just before Christmas my life underwent a major change. And I'm not talking about the fact I hit menopause hard—I mean, we're talking night sweats and hormones gone wild. Nope, it was worse than that. I almost died, and would have actually been six feet under if I'd not been transformed into a vampire.
You heard me right. At the ripe age of forty-seven, I became a blood-guzzling, sunlight-hating, fanged menace with an insatiable...