You’ve had a kid or two . . . or three. Now, every time you look in the mirror you ask yourself, “Who the hell is that tired, washed out woman looking back at me?” What happened to the stylish, stiletto-wearing woman who prided herself on living the fabulous life? It’s time to reclaim your pre-baby body, mind, and mojo. No more sulking, stressing, or resenting other moms who have it more together than you and wondering how they do it. Motherhood is a B#tch! tells you how YOU can do it.
This guide tells it like it is and explains how women lose their sense of self once they have children and why it’s so important to reclaim it. Motherhood is a B#tch! tackles the toughest issues facing moms today and empowers you to regain your once fierce and fab self. In the end, you’ll be happier, healthier, and hotter than ever.
Motherhood is a B#tch! is the modern mom’s bible for dealing with the day-to-day chaos with style and grace. It’s written for the stressed out working mom and the harried stay-at-home mom, who have sacrificed their lives, careers, bodies, and sanity to become moms. And, honey, it’s time to take it all back!
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Table of Contents
Step 1 Embrace the Bitch 1
Step 2 Get Your Shit Together 15
Step 3 From Flab to Fab 27
Step 4 Bring Sexy Back 47
Step 5 Extreme Makeover, Bitchy Mama Style 61
Step 6 You've Got a Mouth … Use It 67
Step 7 Surround Yourself with Bitches 75
Step 8 Train Your Kids 81
Step 9 Whip Your Hubby 97
Step 10 Just Say NO 107
Conclusion: Congrats! You're a Bitchy Mama! 113
Bitchy Mama Journal Pages 117
About the Authors 131