Mr Campion's Visit

by Mike Ripley

Overview

An intriguing case of higher education and lower morals: the entertaining new Albert Campion mystery.

Suffolk, 1970. Albert Campion is back in Black Dudley, once the scene of murder and mayhem but now home to the brand—new University of Suffolk Coastal. Appointed to the role of the university’s Visitor, Campion finds he has a curiously vague remit, but his initial visit to the concrete campus takes an unexpected turn when the body of charismatic Chilean professor Pascual Perez—Catalan, a rising star and genius scientist in the field of geochemistry, is fished out of the ornamental lake.

It seems Pascual was unpopular among his fellow academics and lecturers, his trail—blazing research taking up most of the university’s new computing capacity . . . and he was also a keen ladies man. Drawn into another puzzling murder, Campion must negotiate internal politics, seething jealousy and resentment, blackmail, betrayal and a phantom trumpeter as he searches for a ruthless killer.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781780296180
Publisher:	Severn House
Publication date:	06/02/2020
Series:	An Albert Campion Mystery , #6
Pages:	288
Product dimensions:	5.55(w) x 8.74(h) x (d)

About the Author

Mike Ripley is the two-time winner of the Crime Writers' Last Laugh award, and the author of several thrillers and historical novels. He writes a hugely respected monthly review column for Shots Magazine entitled Getting Away with Murder.

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CHAPTER 1

Freshers

Michaelmas Term, 1970

'Could you possibly point me towards the geological centre?'

'Of what? The earth, Suffolk, or this particular building? I am afraid you'll have to humour an old man and be more specific.'

'I'm awfully sorry, but I meant the Geology Centre. I'm late, you see.'

'Sadly, I have no idea where that is, but from my own miserable scratchings at an education, I believe geology is quite a patient mistress and will wait for you.'

'I think it must be in Earth Sciences.'

'I am afraid I am no wiser. I am not a member of staff here.'

'Just visiting, are you?'

'Actually, I am the Visitor,' said Mr Albert Campion, 'though hopefully the title comes with as few responsibilities as it does privileges. I suspect we are both freshers at this shiny new institution, are we not?'

The freckle-faced and slightly chubby bespectacled girl shook a mass of long red hair and examined the thin bespectacled white-haired gentleman she had waylaid as if he had only just come into focus.

'Well, I'm a fresher, but aren't you rather old to be one?'

Mr Campion was amused; not so much by the girl's forthrightness and powers of observation, but by the way her voice rose to a higher pitch at the end of each sentence. It was as if she spoke only in questions, albeit non-aggressive ones, but it was not an affectation, it was an accent, and for a moment Campion could not place it.

'One is never too old to learn,' said Campion gently, 'but it could be argued that I have left it a little late. Still, that is my problem. I suspect yours is more pressing.'

'Yes, it is. I'm late already and I want to sign up for the Geology Society before I meet my tutor at eleven o'clock to make a good impression and it's already ten past.'

'Am I to deduce that the Geology Society is recruiting as part of Freshers' Week?' Mr Campion probed, and the jolly redhead nodded enthusiastically. 'And that they're doing this in the Geology Centre which is in the School of Earth Sciences?'

'You're catching on,' said the girl, with the modern teenager's grasp of quiet sarcasm.

'That's exactly what my tutors at university used to say, although never often enough, nor quite so sincerely. Still, I think I may be able to point you in the right direction.'

The girl's eyes widened behind the lenses of her red plastic 'cat's-eye' frame glasses, which even Mr Campion thought were rather on the fuddy-duddy side for one so young. He suspected that his wife, who had a liberal attitude to modern fashion – to most things, in fact – would describe the girl's dress sense as 'cheerfully accidental', but he felt in no position to offer an opinion on the combination of lime- green ski pants tucked into knee-high leather boots with a bright red turtleneck top under a rather shabby sheepskin waistcoat.

'We are presently in the Administration block on the third floor, I believe.'

'I know that,' said the girl, her eyebrows rising in exasperation. 'I've spent the last two hours negotiating my rent with the Accommodation Office. That was hard yakka, I can tell you.'

'New Zealand!' exclaimed Mr Campion, with more force than he intended, and immediately felt guilty at the way the girl rocked back on her heels. 'I've just placed your accent. You're a Kiwi, aren't you?'

'Kiwi and proud, and thank you for not calling me an Aussie.'

'My dear, I am old and often confused, but never that reckless. Now, as I was saying, we are in what is colloquially known as "Admin" – a building which is, for reasons best known to the architect and he alone, shaped like a bridge. Somewhere, three floors below us, an unceasing flow of students run like a river from the schools of study to the university library in their quest for knowledge. Now one curiosity of this building – as you may gather, I've been exploring – is that all the windows in it are in the offices which line these interminable corridors, and those windows remain the very private property of the occupants of those offices. From inside the building, crawling along its intestines, so to speak, there is absolutely no view out on to the real world, otherwise I could get my bearings and instantly point you towards your destination.'

Now the girl tilted her head on one side and studied the old man with intense curiosity.

'You're a bit of a dag, aren't you?' she said with sincerity. 'Or you think you are.'

Mr Campion smiled and raised a finger to make his point.

'Now there are two meanings to "dag": one refers to the rather unpleasant bits of wool dangling from a sheep's rear end; the other is an affectionate Antipodean term for a wag who does not take himself too seriously. I'd like to think you were employing the second interpretation.'

'You got that right,' said the girl with a quiver of a smile.

'Good. I'm delighted to have made an impression on a real live student. You're the first one I've met, as it happens, and so I really should introduce myself. My name is Albert Campion.'

He offered a hand and the girl hitched up the rucksack on her back before shaking it.

'I'm Beverley Gunn-Lewis and that's Gunn with two ns.'

'My, that's an impressive moniker. I suspect you have a nickname or two.'

'Mostly people call me "Bev",' said the girl without a trace of irony, 'and though I'd love to stay and chat, I really am running late.'

'Ah, yes, the Geology Society,' said Campion. 'You mustn't keep them waiting, so what I suggest is that we follow the fire drill.'

'But there isn't a fire.'

'Thankfully not, and I do not intend to start one; but I have noticed these very helpful signs saying "Fire Exit", with an arrow pointing the way dotted along this corridor at strategic points. They will, I very much hope, lead us to a stairwell and certainly not a lift shaft, as the lifts should not be working during my imaginary inferno. In that stairwell we should find a notice, prominently displayed, informing us of the location of our nearest Fire Assembly Point, which, if my sense of direction has not deserted me, will be located on the ground floor in Piazza 3, as it is called. It is there that numerous student bodies, political organizations, revolutionary and otherwise, societies and glee clubs have erected a market of stalls from which to dispense their wares and recruit members. I saw them setting up earlier. It's a positive Moroccan souk down there, and I am sure the Geology Society must have staked a claim and pitched their tent.'

Beverley Gunn-Lewis studied the old man with the mixture of curiosity and sympathy which only the young and still innocent can manage without causing offence.

'You surely do make hard yakka of the simplest things,' she said, 'but I think you're a kind soul who means well.'

She gave Campion a curt nod, tugged on the shoulder straps of her rucksack and broke into a slow trot along the corridor following the Fire Exit signs.

As he watched her go, Mr Campion reflected that it was a good thing this new university specialized in languages and linguistics. With luck he might find someone who could tell him what 'yakka' meant.

Having met his first real, live student and performed for them a good deed, Mr Campion felt inordinately satisfied with himself. The rest of the day was, he felt, now his own, and he could concentrate on his prime objective, which was to find his way around the new campus, hopefully with as much self-confidence as Beverley Gunn-Lewis was doing, although the girl had a clear sense of purpose which Mr Campion felt he lacked.

His remit for being on campus was tantalizingly vague, something which in his younger years would have appealed to his curiosity, not to say devilment, as it was an opportunity to observe a goodly cross-section of the country's youth – perhaps the world's – embarking on a university education in a purpose-built playground with most modern comforts, minimal financial responsibility, an equal ratio between the sexes (and few rules about their mixing) and safe in the knowledge that their parents were scores – if not hundreds – of miles away.

As he saw it, it was his duty to discover the way a modern university worked, for his own experiences as an undergraduate at St Ignatius College Cambridge were so far in the past as to be not so much history as archaeology. Clearly, major changes in student life had taken place in the previous half-century. In Campion's day, students had not been allowed cars, although the university statutes were conveniently vague about the status of chauffeurs who garaged their cars out of sight of the colleges. The University of Suffolk Coastal, according to its prospectus, not only allowed students to own cars but actively encouraged them by the generous provision of free parking. This could, Campion mused, be a cynical ploy by the university to attract a better class of student or, alternatively, a recognition that the campus was geographically isolated, three miles from the nearest village, six miles from the nearest railway station (technically a 'halt' rather than a station) and nine or ten miles as the country lanes snaked from Saxmundham, which was hardly a humming metropolis.

Clearly the students were expected to venture further afield, to the fleshpots of Yarmouth or even Ipswich, for entertainment, should they require it, although from what Campion had read about the new generation of universities springing up as fast as concrete could be poured all over the country, the intention was very much to cater for all a student's earthly needs on campus. There was to be a pub, a restaurant, a coffee bar and lecture theatres which could double as concert venues or cinemas when the lectures got too dry and boring, and a medical centre to cure all their ills. Certain sections of the popular press had even suggested that study-bedrooms in the university residences would be equipped with, of all things, televisions. The same popular press also claimed that readily available alcohol and illegal, but accessible, drugs would rot the minds of young undergraduates but Mr Campion, being an optimist, dismissed this alarmist view on the grounds that if there were televisions in bedrooms, their minds would already have rotted beyond repair.

Yet the physical needs of the student intake, although part of his remit, he assumed, were not his priority. Rather it was the spiritual needs of the student flock and, to be truthful, it was the priority of the Bishop of St Edmondsbury, one of the guiding lights behind the creation of the University of Suffolk Coastal.

Mr Campion was no more than the bishop's unofficial agent in the matter, and it was not a role he relished, for it made him feel uncomfortably like a Jesuit spy at the court of the first Queen Elizabeth, which explained a certain amount of foot-dragging on his part.

It was why he was wandering rather aimlessly in the Administration block, inhaling the mingled perfumes of fresh plaster and new paintwork, seeking the office of the university chaplain who was, Campion felt, far better suited to be the bishop's special agent.

After two more angular turns in the windowless corridor – why did a rectangular building have to have internal twists and turns? – and peering at the name plates on more than two dozen identical doors, he identified the lair of his prey.

The name stencilled on the plywood door in a fashionably bold font said simply: George Tinkler, Chaplain. There was no 'Reverend' or 'Rev.' in front of the name and, unlike the row of labelled doors he had passed to get there, no university degree signified behind it, which struck Campion as odd. George Tinkler, he surmised, did not seem keen to advertise his presence on campus but, given that his immediate superior was the Bishop of St Edmondsbury, that was probably a shrewd tactical move.

His polite knock was answered by a muffled squeak, which Campion took to be an invitation to enter. The man who had squeaked was sitting at a flat-topped desk aligned against the right-hand wall of the office, to which had been attached a metal frame holding four long shelves which ran the length of the room. Apart from five books, clearly Bibles, and a pair of bronze elephants acting as bookends, the shelves were completely empty. The desk, however, was covered in paper, sheet upon sheet of loose lined paper and several open spiral notepads which High Street stationers called Reporters' Notebooks, all covered or in the process of being covered with spidery handwriting.

The spider scribbling away with a vintage Pelikan tortoiseshell gold- nibbed fountain pen did not look up from whatever manuscript he was working on, which might have been a sermon, a shopping list or an angry letter to The Times. It was impossible to tell from Campion's restricted view over the spider's hunched shoulder and to lean over and peer would be simply rude. Therefore he coughed discreetly, which at least caused the spider to stop scratching and say, 'Yes, my dear, how can I help?' although his eyes remained fixed on the hieroglyphs marching across the page he had pinned to the desk by his left forearm.

'I do hope I am not interrupting your creative flow,' said Campion, 'but I thought I had better introduce myself as I think we are sharing a platform tomorrow.'

The interrupted scribe slowly and with some ritual screwed the top on his fountain pen and laid it perfectly parallel to the top of the sheet of paper in front of him before raising his head to observe his visitor for the first time through a pair of gold-rimmed pince-nez.

'You must be Campion,' he said in a sing-song falsetto. 'The bishop warned me you would be coming.'

Mr Campion, being of the generation who valued good manners, bit his tongue to counter the immediate thought that, with a name like Tinkler, that high-pitched voice and the pince-nez, the chaplain was best suited to a post in an ivory tower, albeit one made of concrete, as he would not last a week as the incumbent of one of the rougher parishes of, say, Felixstowe or Ipswich, and probably not five minutes as a teacher of religious education in a boys' prep school.

Mr Tinkler, who struggled to his feet with laboured reluctance and offered Campion a handshake so limp his wrist positively drooped earthwards, like a divining rod casually indicating water, was blessed with little in the way of charm or charisma. The only reason, Campion supposed, that students – if they were his congregation – would be tempted to visit his office was because its floor-to-ceiling window offered a spectacular view over the piazza below where, as he had advised Miss Gunn-Lewis, tables, colourful banners and even balloons indicated that the Freshers' Fair was under way and drawing a healthy crowd.

'I hope it wasn't a storm warning,' Campion quipped. 'I'm really not worth more than a prediction of a light morning dew.'

Behind his pince-nez, Mr Tinkler's face remained defiantly impassive, while behind his oversized tortoiseshell frames, Mr Campion's assumed a deceptive vagueness.

'I don't get many visitors,' said the chaplain, as if answering an unasked question.

'Well, term hasn't technically started yet,' offered his visitor.

'Even when term is in full flow, I am rarely consulted and usually never on spiritual matters. It's normally the girls asking if I think they should go on the pill.'

Mr Campion hid his surprise that any young female should seek counsel from Mr Tinkler on any subject, let alone one so sensitive.

'And what advice do you give them, if I may ask?'

Tinkler put his head on one side, made a great play of removing his pince-nez, and wafted the air with them before replacing them firmly into the indentations they had already made on either side of his rather fleshy nose.

'I tell them to go and see the university doctor. She's a woman and far better equipped than I to advise on such matters, though from what I hear she dishes them out like Smarties. Still, it's not my place to lecture them on the sin of carnal lust.'

'Forgive me, Chaplain, but I thought that would have been exactly your remit.'

Mr Tinkler sighed as he sat down again, waving a limp hand to indicate that Campion should avail himself of the plastic chair against the wall, the only other seat in the office. As if on cue, from down in the piazza below came the sound of a trumpet and a clarinet giving a fair impression of traditional New Orleans jazz.

'If I had a church and a parish and a pulpit, I would naturally be preaching most vociferously against the loose morals of today's youth, but I have none of those things. I compose sermon after sermon' – he waved a hand over the explosion of paper on his desk – 'but never get to deliver them. I am confined to this concrete box by the liberal ideals of a modern university which does not accept that it is in loco parentis, especially now most students have the vote. I am the victim of liberal attitudes, Mr Campion. Liberal attitudes!'

Campion crossed one long thin leg over the other and felt an unexpected pang of regret that he had given up smoking.

'My dear chap, are you suggesting that your activities on campus are being restricted by the university administration?' he asked calmly.

(Continues…)

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Table of Contents

Cover,
A selection of previous titles by Mike Ripley,
Title Page,
Copyright,
Dedication,
Map,
Ten Years Previously ...,
Chapter 1: Freshers,
Nine Years Previously ...,
Chapter 2: The Visitor,
Eight Years Previously ...,
Chapter 3: The Ghost of Black Dudley,
Chapter 4: Pep-Talk in a Threepenny Bit,
Chapter 5: The Body in the Lake,
Chapter 6: Sorcerer's Apprentice,
Chapter 7: Spanish Practices,
Chapter 8: The Mild and Bitter Brigade,
Chapter 9: Mainframe,
Chapter 10: Staff Appraisals,
One Year Previously ...,
Chapter 11: The Crime at White Dudley,
Chapter 12: Riot Act,
Chapter 13: The Visitor's Visitor,
Chapter 14: The Conclave of St Jurmin,
Chapter 15: Trumpeter Voluntary,
Chapter 16: The Inelegant Solution,
Chapter 17: Final Exam,
Chapter 18: Knight to Bishop,
Author's Note,