Mr. Taffle's Pants of Insanity

All Mr. Taffle wants to do is be crowned the Mighty Warlord of his high tech sales cult. But there's two things standing in his way: He sucks at almost everything and has a putrid sense of fashion. So, when he buys a pair of leather pants, them turning out to be insane isn't all that shocking.

Not only does his pants hypnotically attract the most bizarre characters that cross their path, but they also act as a magnet that pulls whoever is wearing them to the most bizarre place on Earth.

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