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Near Death By A Thousand Cuts: A Humorous Memoir Of Misfortune

By Andrew Butters
Narrated by: Andrew Butters
Unabridged — 3 hours, 51 minutes
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By Andrew Butters
Narrated by: Andrew Butters
Unabridged — 3 hours, 51 minutes
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Pregnant and dealing with a bout of morning sickness, Andrew Butters' soon-to-be mom handed the keys to her car to her husband and asked him to start it up. He cranked the engine and released the clutch, not realizing it was still in gear. The car lurched forward, striking her in the caboose and launching her into the ditch. Thus began her unborn son's adventures in misfortune.

Told in the style of a friend at the pub recounting a tall tale that begins, "Have I told you about the time...," N...