NEVER HAVE I EVER: Diary of a Once Surly, Ex-Jaded, High-Maintenance Wreck on an Extravagant Mission to Accomplish Absolute Fierceness or Something Like that

He who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten.

Allister, in the past two years, has lived based on self-discovery from feeding his inner sex god to overcoming bitterness at its worst. All to grow and shape up, even if that means putting yourself out there only to have it tragically thrown back in your face.

After a prolixed night with friends, and several rounds of the high school game Never Have I Ever, he realizes nothing in his adult life has been accomplished. Yikes! Allister hatche...