One Step Behind

Dear Little Miss Doppelganger,

I know you think you're clever, stealing my life and my best friend.

And you might've succeeded if I'd died after you marooned me.

But guess what? I found a way off this godforsaken world, and now I'm coming for you.

There's no where or when I can't reach. So, if you value your existence, I suggest you leave my ship, friends, and family alone this instant. I promise if you do, that'll be the end of it.

I'd rather be plotting my next dig while sipping root beer any...