Oracles Always Win

Jake believes he is absolutely and completely ordinary... But what if he isn't? Jake is absolutely, completely ordinary, even if he has a weird painting affliction. Painting is relaxing, right? It helps. It's a form of art therapy. Even if his is the sub-conscious kind of painting. The middle-of-the-night, paint-while-you-sleep kind. The kind that makes him puke every single time it happens. Okay. So, maybe that's not exactly normal. But when the sexy but imaginary guy with horns, who his w...