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Overview

They're not-quite enemies. They're not-really friends. They're definitely not lovers.
But they're absolutely going to be at least one of those things when this is over.

He really doesn't want to want this woman.
Or her otters.

And no, "otters" is not a euphemism.

She has otters. And she wants him to take care of them. And he's going to say yes.

Is that going to get him laid?
Probably.

Is that a good idea?
Definitely not.

Is he going to do it anyway?
Absolutely yes.

And he isn't at all surprised to f...