Part-time Poser

I used to be a cocktail waitress but then I married Prince Nicholas of Fredonia -- he of the abs so ripped I mend them with my tongue every night.

Now my life’s practically a party filled with hot romance, glitter and glam, and, and…

What do you mean Nick and I aren’t legally wed?

The Archbishop claims our wedding was performed by a charlatan, a poser priest. If the paparazzi gets ahold of this they’ll rip the royal family’s reputation to shreds.

Nick’s got obligatory guard duty so I’m traveli...