Bestselling author Gary D. Schmidt tells a coming-of-age story with the light touch of The Wednesday Wars, the heart of Okay for Now, and the unique presence of a wise and witty butler. Carter Jones is astonished early one morning when he finds a real English butler, bowler hat and all, on the doorstep—one who stays to help the Jones family, which is a little bit broken. In addition to figuring out middle school, Carter has to adjust to the unwelcome presence of this new know-it-all adult in his life and navigate the butler's notions of decorum. And ultimately, when his burden of grief and anger from the past can no longer be ignored, Carter learns that a burden becomes lighter when it is shared. Sparkling with humor, this insightful and compassionate story will resonate with readers who have confronted secrets of their own.
About the Author
Gary D. Schmidt is the best-selling author of Orbiting Jupiter, the Newbery Honor and Printz Honor Book Lizzie Bright and the Buckminster Boy, and the Newbery Honor Book The Wednesday Wars. He lives in Alto, Michigan, and is a professor of English at Calvin College in Grand Rapids. hmhbooks.com/schmidt
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THE PLAYERSCricket teams, both batting and fielding, may have up to eleven players each. The captain of the batting team determines the order of the batsmen; the captain of the fielding team sets players in positions determined by the style and pace of the bowler.
If it hadn’t been the first day of school, and if my mother hadn’t been crying her eyes out the night before, and if the fuel pump on the Jeep had been doing what a fuel pump on a Jeep is supposed to be doing, and if it hadn’t been raining like an Australian tropical thunderstorm—and I’ve been in one, so I know what it’s like—and if the very last quart of one percent milk hadn’t gone sour and clumped up, then probably my mother would never have let the Butler into our house. But that’s what the day had been like so far, and it was only 7:15 in the morning. 7:15 in the morning on the first day of school, when the Butler rang our doorbell. I answered it. I looked at the guy standing on our front stoop. “Are you kidding?” I said. That’s what you would have said too. He was tall and big around the belly and wearing the kind of suit you’d wear to a funeral—I’ve been to one of those too, so I know what a funeral suit looks like—and he had a bowler on his head. A bowler! Which nobody has worn since, like, horses and carriages went out of business. And everything—the big belly, the funeral suit, the bowler—everything was completely dry even though it was an Australian tropical thunderstorm outside because he stood underneath an umbrella as big as a satellite disk. The guy looked down at me. “I assure you, young man, I am never kidding.” I closed the door. I went to the kitchen. Mom was tying back Emily’s hair, which explains why the dry Ace Robotroid Sugar Stars Emily was eating were dribbling out both sides of her mouth. Charlie was still looking for her other yellow sock because she couldn’t start fourth grade without it—she couldn’t she couldn’t she couldn’t—and Annie was telling her what a baby she was, and Charlie was saying she was not she was not she was not, and just because Annie was going into fifth grade that didn’t make Annie the boss of her. Then Charlie looked at me and said, “Does it?” and I said, “You think I care?” “Carter,” my mom said, “your oatmeal is on the stove and you’ll have to mix in your own raisins and there’s some walnuts too but no more brown sugar. And, Carter, before you do that, I need you to run down to the deli and—” “There’s a guy out on our front stoop,” I said. “What?” “There’s a guy out on our front stoop.” My mother stopped tying back Emily’s hair. “Is he from the army?” she said. I shrugged. “Is he or isn’t he?” “He’s not wearing a uniform.” “Are you sure?” “Pretty sure.” My mother started tying back Emily’s hair again. “Tell him it’s the first day of school and he should go find someone else to buy whatever he’s selling at seven fifteen in the morning.” “Annie can do it.” My mother gave me That Look, so I went back to the front door and opened it. “My mom says it’s the first day of school and you should go find someone else to buy whatever you’re selling at seven fifteen in the morning.” He shook his umbrella. “Young Master Jones,” he said, “please inform your mother that I would very much like to speak with her.” I closed the door. I went back to the kitchen. “Did you tell him to go away?” said my mother. I think this is what she said. She had a bunch of bobby pins in her mouth and she was sticking them around Emily’s head and Emily was hollering and spitting out Ace Robotroid Sugar Stars at every poke, so it was hard to understand what my mother was saying. “He wants to talk to you,” I said. “He’s not going to—” A sudden wail from Charlie, who held up her other yellow sock, which Ned had thrown up on. Ned is our dachshund and dachshunds throw up a lot. “Carter, go get some milk,” said my mother. “Charlie, stop crying. Annie, it doesn’t help to make faces at Charlie. Emily, if you move your head again I’m going to bobby-pin your bangs to your eyebrows.” I went back to the front and opened the door. The guy was still standing on the stoop, but the Australian tropical thunderstorm was starting to get in under the umbrella. “Listen,” I said, “my mom’s going crazy in there. I have to go to the deli and get milk so we can eat breakfast. And Charlie’s crying because Ned threw up on her other yellow sock, and Annie’s being a pain in the glutes, and Emily’s bangs are about to get pinned to her eyebrows, and I haven’t even packed my backpack yet—and that takes a while, you know—and we have to leave soon since we have to walk to school because the fuel pump on the Jeep isn’t working, and we only have one umbrella. So just go away.” The guy leaned down. “Young Master Jones,” he said, “if you were able to sprint between wickets with the speed of your run-on sentences, you would be welcome in any test match in the world. For now, though, go back inside. In your room, gather what is needed for your backpack. When you have completed that task, find your mother and do whatever is necessary to insure that she is no longer”—he paused—“going crazy.” He angled the umbrella a little to keep off the Australian tropical thunderstorm. “While you are doing whatever is necessary, I will purchase the milk.” I looked at the guy. He was wet up to his knees now. “Do you always talk like that?” I said. “If you are inquiring whether I always speak the Queen’s English, the answer is, of course, yes.” “I mean the way you say everything like you want it to smell good.” The guy shook the rain off his umbrella. I sort of think he meant to shake it all over me. “Young Master Jones—” “And that: ‘Young Master Jones.’ No one talks like that.” “Obviously, some do.” “And that: ‘Ob—vi—ous—ly.’ It takes you a whole minute to say it. ‘Ob—vi—ous—ly.’” The guy leaned down. “I am going to purchase the milk now,” he said. “You shall pack your backpack. Do it properly, then attend to your mother.” He turned to go. “Are you trying to convert me or something?” I said. “Yes,” he said, without turning back. “Now, to your appointed tasks.” So I went upstairs and packed the new notebooks and old pens and old pencils and my father’s old science calculator in my backpack, and I put the green marble in my front pocket—all this did take a while, you know—and then I went down to the kitchen where my mother was braiding Annie’s hair and Charlie was sniffing with her arms crossed and Emily was finishing her dry Ace Robotroid Sugar Stars. My mother said, “Where’s the milk?” and then the doorbell rang again. “I’ll get it,” I said. Guess who it was. His pants were wet most of the way up when he handed me a bag. “I have procured the milk,” he said. “Obviously,” I said. “Is it one percent?” “Certainly not—and mockery is the lowest form of discourse.” He handed me another bag. “What’s this?” I said. “The package is for Miss Charlotte,” he said. “Tell her we are most fortunate that American delicatessens are, though parsimonious in their selection of food items that have seen the light of the sun, at least eclectic.” “She won’t know what eclectic means.” “Copious.” “That either.” The guy sighed. “The contents are self-explanatory.” I took the bags and closed the door. I carried the milk to the kitchen and set it on the table. Then I gave Charlie the other bag. “What’s this?” she said. “How should I know?” “Because you’re handing it to me. That’s how you should know.” “It’s something electric,” I said. “Something electric?” “I don’t know. It’s from the guy standing on our front stoop.” My mother looked up from Annie’s braids. “The guy standing on our front stoop? He’s still there?” Charlie opened her bag and took out—I know this is hard to believe—brand-new bright yellow socks. She screamed her happy scream. That’s the scream she makes that could stop a planet from spinning. My mother looked at the bright yellow socks, then at the milk. “It’s not one percent,” she said. “Certainly not,” I said. My mother dropped Annie’s braids and headed out of the kitchen.
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I love it this is a magnificent book and Gary d. Schmidt did a good job and if you ever read okay for now by Gary d. Schmidt there is lil spicer from the book who is now married to Doug
Carter Jones is facing some tough times. He's about to enter middle school, he has 3 younger sisters, his dad is deployed to Germany, and his mom is sad much of the time. When out of the blue, on the first morning of school a butler arrives and offers his services to the family. The butler had worked for Carter's recently deceased grandfather and was now available to Carter's family. Carter's very American family took some time adjusting to the very British butler, but he worked to win everyone's trust and heart. This book was a delight - a cross between Mary Poppins and Downton Abbey. The author uses the game of cricket as a way to guide Carter in a very gentlemanly way. Each chapter begins with a fact or rule about cricket, and as the book progresses so does our knowledge of the game. The butler helps Carter navigate through difficult revelations and is a lovely presence for an adolescent with no male role model for guidance. My only hesitation about recommending this book to the middle grade readers at my school is the unfamiliarity American students have with cricket. With a little thoughtful scaffolding this is a book that will be enjoyed by many.