Payback is a Witch

Magical ambitions of a Ferrari, but the skill of a Go-Kart. That’s me.

If profanities were spells, I’d be Merlin. Instead, I’m just wasting my “French” on the ungrateful—again.

Story of my life.

When a spell goes sideways, there’s no undo button. And apparently, you can’t bribe fate with designer heels. (Ridiculous, I know.)

Everyone wants to jump to my rescue, but I’m not here for that. If I’m drowning in a proverb...