Pipin's Coffee, Baked Goods & Time Travel Cafe

Robert Banner has led an extraordinarily mediocre life. At the age of 46 he thought things should be more comfortable. A good job, a nice house in the suburbs, 2.3 kids,a beautiful wife and maybe a faithful dog to round it all out. No, this wasn’t Roberts’s life. While his wife was beautiful at one time she was now rather large and quite mean; the kids, had two of them, they were large round and lazy little bastards just like their mother. Even the dog was a pain in the ass because it had ...