Plinth: Planets and Particles

Geniuses aren't normal. That is NOT to say I'm a genius, mostly because everybody has their own opinion as to what a genius must be, but all that is beside the point for the time being. For the time-being, you need to find food and shelter. After you accomplish that, you might look up and/or down and wonder about the universe around you. In the event that this occurs, I have crafted this book with the utmost care that coffee can instill within me. Unfortunately, the first thing I do in this...