Punpkins For Cheap: A Grotesque Horror Novelette:

JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN!
TRICK OR TREAT?
The first story is the trick. The second story is the treat .
'PUNPKINS FOR CHEAP'
This book should never be read by anyone. It's gross and immature. It's almost as if a small child wrote it. If you enjoy poorly written dark humor, you might like this book. I mean, there's a chapter titled 'Tampons Are Not Yummy'. So use your imagination as to what kind of story this is. This book will get bad reviews (if anyone ever reads it). I expect that. If I had...