Real Vampires: The Vampire Who Loved Me:

Dear Reader,
People ask me why I write about vampires. Don't they bite? Drink blood? Sure. But there are perks that make an affair with one of my vamps so worth it. My vampires are handsome, intelligent, and have such perfect bodies my heroines clamor for some vampire T.L.C. If you know what I mean. Another perk? He's a mind reader. If it's pleasure you're after, my vampire hotties can tap into your sexiest fantasies. And, let me tell you, tapping has never been such fun.
Writing about vampi...