Regarding the Fountain: A Tale, in Letters, of Liars and Leaks

by Kate Klise, M. Sarah Klise (Illustrator)

Overview

The Dry Creek Middle School drinking fountain has sprung a leak, so principal Walter Russ dashes off a request to Flowing Waters Fountains, Etc.

...We need a new drinking fountain. Please send a catalog.

Designer Flo Waters responds:

"I'd be delighted...but please understand that all of my fountains are custom-made."

Soon the fountain project takes on a life of its own, one chronicled in letters, postcards, memos, transcripts, and official documents. The school board president is up in arms. So is Dee Eel, of the water-supply company. A scandal is brewing, and Mr. Sam N.'s fifth grade class is turning up a host of hilarious secrets buried deep beneath the fountain.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780380793471
Publisher:	HarperCollins
Publication date:	03/09/1999
Series:	Regarding Series , #1
Pages:	144
Product dimensions:	5.12(w) x 7.50(h) x 0.29(d)
Lexile:	830L (what's this?)
Age Range:	8 - 12 Years

About the Author

As a correspondent for People magazine, Kate Klise covered everything from celebrity scandals to serial killers. After writing several bestselling children's books, Kate decided to write In the Bag, her first novel for adults, when she found a note from a fellow passenger in her carry-on bag.

Kate Klise and illustrator M. Sarah Klise are sisters who have been writing each other letters for more than twenty years, culminating in 1998 with their fiction debut, Regarding the Fountain. When they're not writing letters, Kate who lives in Norwood, MO, is a correspondent for People; Sarah is an art teacher that lives in Berkeley, California.

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Dry Creek Middle School
Dry Creek Missouri
"We Thirst for Knowledge"

Mr. Walter Russ
Principal

September 14

Flowing Waters Fountains, Etc.
Watertown, CA

Ms. Waters:

Perhaps you misunderstood the letter written earlier this month by the secretary of our school.

As per my request, Ms. Fisch wrote to you in the hopes of receiving information regarding a fountain. I am afraid, however, that she may not have made clear the nature of the fountain we are seeking.

While I'm sure the fountains you create for palaces and hotels are indeed lovely, we have no need for such extravagance in our school. Instead, what we are looking for is this:

Product: drinking fountain
Style: plain
Price:modest

Would you please send the product description and price list of any fountains in your inventory that fit the above description?

Thank you for your time and cooperation.

Efficiently,

Mr. Walter Russ
Principal

WR/gf

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Flowing Waters Fountains, Etc.

September 27

Dry Creek Middle School
Dry Creek, MO

Dear Mr. Wally Russ,

I received your letter last week and, my goodness, you sound just like the author of the little book of directions that came with my blender.

I'm still not quite sure what your letter means (just as I'm not entirely certain how the blender works), but I'mguessing you'd like to see a catalog of my fountains. Am I right? If so, I must repeat myself: I don't have a catalog of my fountains. I never build the same fountain twice.

But here's my idea: Why don't I come to your school sometime in the next week or two? I'll make a few drawings in my sketchbook. I'll return to my workshop, begin construction, and bingo! Before you know it, you'll have yourself a new fountain.

What do you say, Wally?

Florence Waters

P.S. By the by, in the future, try not to blame your confusion on other people. Goldie Fisch made the request for a catalog very clear the first time around.

Regarding the Fountain. Copyright © by Kate Klise. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.