Rock, Paper, Missile (System Elsewhere, #0)

Using stolen plans for an experimental weapon, a rogue faction has engineered a terrifying new missile and launched it into orbit. As the head of the deployed Special Forces Unit, it is Jay's responsibility to stop it from destroying another hospital. And Jay has the perfect plan. All he has to do is locate the appropriate forms, gather signatures, and submit to proper authorities and justice (perhaps with a smidgen of revenge) will prevail.

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I once spent an entire day getting a form sign...