Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers: Uncut (A Twisted Novella)

by Zané Sachs

Overview

Sadie may seem like the girl next door�except she isn�t. At age eight, when she finds Mommy in the bathtub floating in a pool of blood, Sadie becomes obsessed with murder. Sadie�s Guide to Catching Killers is the prekill to Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor/Horror, delving into Sadie�s twisted childhood to unravel what makes her the psycho we know and love. The uncut version�the story you�ve got in your hot little hands (X-cept for those of you who happen to be whacking off) is almost as violent and psycho-sexual as Sadie the Sadist, but remember (sick puppies) Sadie is a child and a teenager here, not yet a full blown psychopath like us. (If you�re not fully blown, put down this book and pick up the R rated version.) Plus, Advice from L�il Sadie, Self-Help BONUS: 10 Signs Someone is a Low-Life Liar; 10 Ways to Your Dream Confession; 10 Useful Household Poisons, and more!

Note: This novella contains sexuality and insanity that some may find offensive � please don�t read this book unless you�re twisted � you MAY be safe reading the cut version

Product Details

BN ID:	2940150567672
Publisher:	Adytum
Publication date:	09/06/2014
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	446 KB

About the Author

Zan� Sachs is the deranged twin of author, Suzanne Tyrpak. She has worked for several large corporations (including a supermarket), and those situations have, in part, inspired Sadie the Sadist. Sadly, she has found, that the current work environment in the U.S. often treats workers as expendable units, comparable to robots. Every day automated systems and machines are replacing human workers. Zan� expects to be replaced by a robot any minute.

Like her characters, Sadie and Jayne, Zan� grew up in New York and later ran away to the wild west. She visits the city whenever she can to hang out with friends, eat incredible food, and enjoy the stimulation of a city filled with psychopaths.

Perhaps, one day soon, the perfect novel will be written by artificial intelligence. Until then, Zan� offers you her flawed perspective and hopes you find it entertaining.

Zan� wrote Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers, because readers demanded information regarding Sadie's bizarre childhood. She is currently writing a novel of psychological suspense called Jayne Just Watches. Jayne believes that she is dead, and she happens to be Sadie's neighbor.

For Sadie's deadly recipes, guest inQuistions, and useful tips on topics like the Pros and Cons of killing your boss, please visit Zan�'s blog, Zan� Sachs-Going Down, at ZaneSachs.com