Shadows & Lies

I don't like or respect reporters. My business deals with facts, and in my opinion the best use for a newspaper is lining a litter box or on the bottom of a bird cage. That attitude probably prevents me from keeping up with local happenings, but it also allows me to work from my own opinion and not what some reporter thinks my opinion should be.
Don't misunderstand; I have friends and contacts that work for the local newspapers – I just don't listen to them or read what they write. Facts are...