Shaking the Sleigh

I'll just admit it right up front--I don't love the holidays.

In fact, Christmas makes me downright cranky.

Call me the Grinch if you must, but if your dad chose that day to decide he was wrong about that whole wanting a family thing, you'd grow up miffed about mistletoe too. Every candy cane, ugly sweater, and falalalala reminds me of the worst day of my life.

So when my uncle--a bigwig network executive--gives me one last shot to salvage my disastrous TV production career on a show called Ho...