Soulmates

Alex is a righteous witch hunter. I'm a stab-worthy witch. We loved each other once. Now, we can't stand to be near each other. It's my fault. We are natural born enemies, after all. I had to help him save his brother from a psychotic voodoo priest, though. What can I say? I like Little Remington as much as I pretend to dislike Alex. Besides, he promised to never bother me again after that.

He kept his end of the bargain. I left my dubious life behind and started over. All is well. Until-- ...