In this funny, surprising, and heartfelt novel, Mary Carter explores the unlikely connection between a rootless young woman and a troubled boyand the life-changing adventure that ensues. . .
Twenty-five-year-old Andes Lane has spent nine years moving restlessly from place to place as she searches for somewhere that feels right. In the little blue houseboat bobbing on a Seattle lake, she thinks she's found it. But Andes has barely had a chance to settle in before her new life is upended by her landlord, Jay, and his son, Chase.
Smart, guarded, and precocious, Chase touches a chord with Andes even as he plays on her last nerve. And though she agrees to accompany the boy on a burning quest to Sunnyside, Queens, Andes is sure it will prove fruitlessin fact, she has promised Jay it will be. But in this new, strange, unexpectedly welcoming city, both Andes and Chase will unravel their deepest secrets and darkest fearsand in the face of longed for truths, discover a freedom that feels very much like home. . .
Praise for Mary Carter
"The unique spin Carter takes on the familiar theme of self-discovery gives this a welcome, fresh feel." –Publishers Weekly on My Sister's Voice
"Guaranteed to become one of the books on your shelf that you'll want to read again." The Free Lance-Star on The Pub Across the Pond
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About the Author
Mary Carter is a freelance writer and novelist. Her other works include Three Months in Florence, The Things I Do for You, The Pub Across the Pond, My Sister's Voice, She'll Take It, and Accidentally Engaged. Readers are welcome to visit her at marycarterbooks.com.
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By MARY CARTER
KENSINGTON PUBLISHING CORP.Copyright © 2009 Mary Carter
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There was nothing remarkable about the police interrogation room. If it were a bar, the sign on the wall would have read: TWO PERSONS MAXIMUM. Eggshell walls and a brown tile floor. Andes suddenly wished she were wearing yellow; she'd complete the metaphor: the yolk in the middle. Perhaps they were going for that effect, as if they wanted her to crack, or hatch her confession. Was there really anyone behind the one-way mirror? It too had cracks, and scratches, and particles of dust at the edges that begged for a healthy dose of Windex. Who was watching them from behind the mirror? Were they clutching little notepads and slurping strong black coffee? Andes thought she caught a whiff of it, but she hadn't been offered any. The tape recorder was running.
"I'm telling you right now, this is one big misunderstanding. I didn't kidnap anyone." The officer, who looked like a kindly old grandfather, if your kindly old grandfather was the type to pick you up by your neck and give you a good shake while slowly but surely cutting off your oxygen with his gnarled knuckles, didn't say a word. Having grown up among them, Andes was no stranger to the strong, silent type. Men with deep voices hiding behind their common-man exterior, vocal cords covered up by flannel shirts, wool scarves, and social norms. The quiet workingman, who, instead of a word, would just as soon give you a nod or a grunt, despite an eternal spring of sound, and thoughts, and jokes, hidden deep within.
Voices that could shout, sing, and speak in tongues. Voices ragged from years of working in coal mines and smoking cigarettes would somehow transform, melt into deep, dark, silk when the Lord moved on them to preach. The quiet whisper of their day voices would open up into a world of sound that both enchanted and commanded. Sitting here, on the verge of arrest, Andes could taste their voices on the tip of her tongue, catch them like snowflakes. Yet like these strong, silent men, she was suddenly at a loss for words. And it was looking like Andes, the self-proclaimed atheist, was in desperate need of an act of God.
But even if he was a religious man, it didn't look like the Lord or anything else was going to move on the police officer sitting across from her anytime soon, so she pushed her memories aside and continued with her confession. "In the beginning, I didn't even want to baby-sit the kid. Not that I'm not a kid person, because I am. Kids adore me, and I've always tolerated them extremely well." Andes paused again just in case he wanted to jump in, lead the interrogation. She didn't need a lawyer; she'd already told him that, this was just one big misunderstanding.
And people who asked for lawyers always looked guilty, everybody knew that. Still, Andes was keeping an ear out for what her lawyer might be objecting to if she had one. Since the officer had done little more than turn on a tape recorder and stare at her as if she were guilty until proved innocent, she'd done all the talking. Her little voice was whispering for her to stop, but her big voice plowed on.
"That sounded awful — tolerating them — didn't it? I just mean they've always liked me a little bit more than I've liked them. But if you saw how kids take to me, you'd realize it's not a fair comparison. Basically, they fall madly in love with me, and I fall 'normally' in love with them. That's what I should have said. And I did fall madly in love with the kid. But I won't lie; in the beginning I wanted to kill him."
The officer raised an eyebrow. "Not literally, of course," Andes jumped in. "That would be wrong." The eyebrow went back down. Andes held her breath. Officer Friendly was starting to look bored. Andes wished again for a cup of coffee and this time added a chocolate cream–filled doughnut to her silent wish list as well.
"But that's okay, because at first the kid hated me too. I know, I just told you children fall madly in love with me. Well, the kid was the exception. The first time we met, he mortified me in front of an entire dock of people. I'm sorry." Andes apologized for the tears, now spilling out of her eyes and rolling down her cheeks.
She patted down her pockets for a tissue. Ever since she'd met the kid, she'd taken to carrying tissues in her pockets — who would have ever believed that? But she didn't find one, he'd taken her last one, so instead she sniffed, inhaled, and topped her fantasy cup of coffee off with a shot of Baileys. But her doughnut, once sweet and decadent, now had an arsenic-centered filling. She imagined sliding it across the table to the overweight mute in blue. A glazed Trojan horse. Would she smile as he ate it? Make polite conversation? Would he recognize her betrayal seconds before the poison infiltrated his body? Poison doughnuts, poison pens, poison lipstick. Poppies, apples, parades. A harsh look from a lover. Painted toys from China. The single bite of a deadly snake. Kill him with kindness. Hello, Juliet. Wake me up when Romeo's dead.
Andes bit her lip and tried to remember if she'd given to the policemen's ball last year. "I'm sorry. I don't normally cry in front of people. But the kid and I — we've come a long way, baby." Andes laughed. "Oh. Don't misunderstand that either. I don't smoke and neither does the kid. Believe me, if I was going to start, it would have been in here (not that you would have offered me one), and if the kid ever started, I'd kill him. Not literally, of course —"
"That would be wrong," the officer finished for her. He heaved forward and snapped off the tape recorder. Andes, who had become accustomed to him being seen and not heard, was startled when he started speaking.
"You don't smoke?" he asked.
"Then why all these?" The officer reached into his lap, brought up a plastic Foodtown bag, and shook the contents onto the table. Once again, he clicked Record on the tape recorder. Andes stared at her matchbook collection, obscenely splayed across the table for the world to see. She curled her fingers around the side of her chair and squeezed, fighting the urge to sweep the matchbooks onto her lap and caress them.
"Do these belong to you?" the officer asked. The tiniest flicker of apprehension manifested itself on Andes's upper lip in the form of a little bead of sweat.
"Where did you get them?" she asked. Her voice sounded hollow and foreign in her ears. It wasn't really what she wanted to know anyway. What she really wanted to know was what had happened to the carved wooden box in which her collection belonged. It was an old snake box Brother Elliot carved by hand forty years ago. It once housed cottonmouths, diamondbacks, and timber snakes, but Andes didn't bother to mention that either. "Where's the box? Didn't they come in a wooden box?" She was aware of her voice rising and cracking, but compared to the out-and-out fit she wanted to throw, she was holding it together remarkably well. Who would take those beautiful little works of fire art out of a hand-carved box and toss them into a plastic Foodtown bag?
How many people had touched her gems, how much oil from how many fingers had seeped into the miniature works of art, marring their individuality with anonymous fingerprints? As if wanting to ratchet up her distress, the officer grabbed her matchbook from Barcelona and flicked it open with his fat thumb. He was going to ruin the cover! Had he no respect for the vibrant orange cover and tiny flamenco dancers?
"Can you please —" Andes said, bringing her hands up and clutching at air. The officer stared at her, matchbook in hand. He didn't drop it, but at least he stopped rubbing it between his dirty fingers. "I know they might not look like much to you —"
"But they are part of a collection."
"I can see that."
"And I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't bend the cover like that." There, she'd said it. Andes watched incredulity invade the officer's face only to be swallowed up by a shake of his head. It was just as she thought; he had no clue how precious they were to her, how gorgeous, how priceless. Each little packet a painting, a purse of potential fire, the start of something, a flick, a flame. Matchbooks with names of places she'd been; the snapshot of the traveler's life.
"You don't mind if I ...?" The officer feigned taking a match out of the book.
"I do, I do. As you can see, none of the matches have ever been used. Not a single one." Andes, who minutes ago had been crouched over in a self-pitying pose, was now sitting ramrod straight. The officer threw the matchbook down and crossed his arms across his stonewall chest. He'd been waiting for this.
"I know that. I've had them thoroughly checked out." Andes couldn't have been more mortified if he'd passed her panties around the precinct for New York's finest to sniff. She had to remind herself to focus on the kid. He was her first priority here, no matter what was being done to her. The officer was just trying to bait her. Calm down and focus on the kid.
"Is Chase okay? I need to know he's okay."
"This ain't Guantanamo." The officer laughed at his little joke, a chuckle that rose sharply and died down just as quickly when he realized he, alone, found it humorous.
"It's just, the kid can really bottle it up," Andes tried to explain. "I thought I was bad, but you've never seen someone stuff down feelings like that kid."
"Ah. That explains the hunger strike." The stress of the day, coupled with the thought of Chase going on a hunger strike for her, struck Andes as absurdly funny. This time it was her turn to laugh, and the officer's turn to shame her into silence.
"I'm sorry. It's just that — he never would have done anything like that before he met me. I think I've really helped him express his feelings in productive ways. Not that starving is necessarily productive — but it's creative, don't you think? And — how long have I been here?"
The officer looked at his watch. "Thirty minutes."
"Oh. It seems like longer. He likes cheese pizza."
"That's what we offered him."
"Oh. Well, did you cut it into circles?"
The officer raised an eyebrow.
"That's the only way he'll eat it," Andes explained. "He's diametrically opposed to triangles. Get it? He likes circles. Never mind. And squares are — well — square. I've never tried a rhombus or an octagon, so feel free, but I'm doubtful. After all, even a kid like Chase likes routine. I'm sorry, but can I have some tissues?" And maybe a fucking cup of coffee and a motherfucking glazed doughnut, you fat fuck?
The officer spread his hands out in an I-have-nothing type of way. Andes nodded and wiped the back of her hand against her nose. "I'm sorry. This has been a very emotional day. And that woman out there. I don't care what you call her. She is not his mother. Do you hear me? She's a horrible person who doesn't even know that kid, let alone love him. And if you let her walk out of here with him, I'm going to the newspapers and I'm going to let everyone know that you turned an innocent ten-year-old boy over to a gold-digging crack whore." Andes leaned down and shouted the last bit into the tape recorder before putting her head down on the table and sobbing. After a few moments she lifted her head and tried to calm herself in her sea of matchbooks, spread out on the table like stepping-stones to unseen worlds.
"Have you called his dad yet?"
"Are you speaking of Dave Jensen or Jay Freeman?"
Andes bit her lip. Apparently, the officer had been talking to people. What had they told him? Pick a father. Any father.
"Jay," she said at last. Then, "How long am I going to be here?"
"That's up to you."
"How so?" The officer had another surprise waiting for her underneath the table, and he wasted no time producing it. It was extremely disorienting seeing his thick hand wrapped around her slim neck. It was her doll, Rose. Or what used to be her.
The left half of her body was completely charred; only one eye was still twinkly and blue, the other was seared out of its socket except for a single eyelash pointing straight up like the last stick standing in a desperate attempt to spell out "HELP" on a deserted beach. Gone was all but a few wisps of her silky blond hair, plastered against a blackened plastic head, and the remains of her purple dress were singed beyond repair. She was barely recognizable; Jane Doe, Jane Doll. Andes stared. The officer leaned in.
"Who did this, Emily?" he said. "Who's been setting the fires?" Andes looked at her matches. She looked at the one-way mirror. She looked at the wall. She wanted to yell at him that he wasn't supposed to call her Emily. Nobody had called her Emily for a long, long time. And okay, maybe she never legally changed her name, but a person should be called what they want to be called. Of course he couldn't have known that. And even now she wasn't opening her mouth to explain it to him. Because deep down, she was still Emily; she hadn't run far enough or fast enough, she had always been Emily. The thought, while bringing tears to her eyes, brought with it a surprising sense of relief, of letting go. She thought about all the chances some people got in life, and then she thought about the kid out there and all that he'd already been through in his ten young years. Maybe it was too late for her, but she could still save him. "I used to be a peaceful world traveler," Andes said. "Did you know that?"
"I asked the kid who's been starting the fires. Do you want to know what he said?"
"Would you please go and cut that pizza in circles before it gets cold?"
"Why don't you answer my question and then you can go and cut it yourself?"
"And remind him Gandhi was a lot older than ten, okay? But don't say it like that — like he doesn't already know exactly how old he was, because as you've probably figured out by now, the kid is a genius. And I'm not using that term lightly. But he does need emotional support."
"What does Satya — oh what was he saying?"
"Yeah. Who's that?"
"He's trying to tell you he's taking a nonviolent stand to my arrest. Ahimsa. You gotta love that kid. But you tell him he's gotta eat. Just get a glass or a bowl or something and turn it upside down on the pizza and cut. But don't make it an oval. He won't eat an oval. Believe me, I learned that the hard way." With that, Emily Tomlin leaned forward and snapped off the tape recorder.
"So what are you saying here?" the officer asked.
"I'd like to call that lawyer now," Andes answered.CHAPTER 2
9 months earlier
"Pedophile!" he screamed at her from the middle of the dock. "Pedophile!"
Andes Lane, a petite twenty-five-year-old world traveler, was standing on the dock with a worn green yoga mat clutched in one hand and a shiny penny outstretched in the other. In her split-second fantasy, the kid had taken the penny out of her hand and treated her to a dazzling smile, so in the moment, she was immobilized not only by the accusation hurled at her by the red-faced boy, but by the simple realization that no matter how Andes imagined people reacting, they always disappointed her.
And not only did the kid have a healthy set of lungs, but his declaration was buoyed by the water that surrounded them; Lake Union acted as a giant aqua echo chamber that amplified the boy's voice, carrying his cry of "pedophile" out to every sailboat, house barge, and Fourth of July reveler on deck, as well as the boat full of Canadian tourists who were at that very moment passing by in Stanley's Steamship, sipping on Stanley's signature chocolate root beer floats and angling their digital cameras to get a better shot of the Sleepless in Seattle houseboat. When his cries of "pedophile" reached their finely tuned Canadian ears, they craned their necks to get a better look at her, the aforementioned pedophile, as they simultaneously praised and blamed the fall of the American dollar for the spectacle she had become. All that was missing was a bugle call and a posse of foxhounds unleashed for the hunt.
Instantly Andes's mind conjured up horrible images: young, scraggly, long-haired convicts dangling puppies as they lured children into beat-up vans decorated with dancing bear bumper stickers, and middle-aged, potbellied perverts, palms stained with Skittles, sweet-talking innocent children into doing more than just sitting on Santa's lap. She glanced down her body just to make sure she still had breasts, as the dock full of pale half-dressed Seattleites looked at her as if they were watching a live episode of To Catch A Predator.
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For almost a decade Andes Lane has moved from one location to another like a rolling stone gathering no moss. Now twenty-five years old she decides she would like to stay put at least for now. She rents a house barge "Luna" from Jay in Seattle When her landlord Jay needs someone to baby sit his ten years old son Chase, she reluctantly volunteers since it is only temporarily. Andes accompanies the child to Sunnyside in Queens, New York on what she expects to be a waste of time. However as she watches over the tweener, her own past arises forcing her to confront what sent her on the road nine plus years ago. This is a terrific coming of age tale; with the spin that the adult Andes (due to her positive relationship with Chase after a very poor start) is the one changing the most. The cast is strong as each of the trio and another couple in West Virginia confronts their past. With some back story of what happened years ago, Mary Carter provides a refreshing unique road tale where the final destination is Sunnyside hopefully discarding the blues. Harriet Klausner
Can someone PLEASE sensor Harriet Klausner. She must think she is a book critic. DON'T READ HER REVIEWS? She ruins everybook. After reading her review there is no reason to read the book!