Sunshine and the Stalker

Dating is difficult for someone like me.
I'm obsessive, arrogant, and rude.
This means I must be creative when bedding a woman.
I learn what I can about her through whatever means necessary.
Some call it stalking. I call it clever research.
It gets me what I want and when I want it.
When I get bored, I move on.
My system works like a charm...
Until a little ray of SUNSHINE shows up.

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Dating is nonexistent for me.
I'm quirky, silly, and inexperienced.
This means my romantic life is certainly lacking.
I ...