Taming Ryock

My life has become a living nightmare... Abducted. Stolen from Earth. I wake up in a strange alien laboratory to discover my new alien overlords plan to use me in a breeding experiment. The alien they want me to breed with? Yeah, he's blue, he's mean, and he's packing some seriously scary alien 'equipment'. There's no way I can survive the experiment. Seriously, I'm going to die, and my new overlords could care less. Thankfully, the guy in the cage next to mine is seriously pissed about the...