The Automobile

AUTOMOBILE RULES FOR PEDESTRIANS In a very clever little sketch, called "The Automobile," by George Fitch, that originally appeared in Collier's, the following rules occurred. One can hardly fail to appreciate their humor. Rule One.-Pedestrians crossing boulevards at night shall wear a white light in front and a red light in the rear. Rule Two.-Before turning to the right or left they shall give three short blasts on a horn at least three inches in diameter. Rule Three.-When an inexperience...