The Cupids Do Christmas

Piotr "Snake" Lewin has had it with his job as one of Aphrodite's cupids. He's sick of all the true love bollocks, and if he has to watch one more couple fall in love, heads are going to roll. Probably literally. The final straw is the announcement that the cupids will be helping out Father Christmas in the run up to the most materialistic day of the year. One overcommercialised holiday a year is more than enough, thanks. That's it. Piotr quits. Now, he just has to survive the one month not...