The Lexicon of Love: A romantic comedy about terrible first impressions and long-distance love

He met the girl of his dreams... and immediately ruined her shoes.
Now Mike Collins has one last shot to turn the most awkward first meeting ever into the love story of a lifetime.
It wasn't the first spark Mike had in mind, but fate had messier plans.
At twenty-two, Mike is a plumber's apprentice with a secret passion for words. Romance? Not really his thing. Until a vibrant eighties tribute night in a small Scottish town lands him—quite literally—at the feet of the captivating Bella, leav...