The Mascot: A Fan and Player Accidental Romance

Newsflash: Carolina Catfish Baseball Game delayed due to humping incident. There it is, in flashing lights. My most embarrassing moment for everyone to see. When I accepted my dream job working in the marketing department for my favorite team, I wanted to hit the ground running. I wanted to make an impact immediately. I even hoped I'd make a good impression. I made an impression alright. Right on Tate Scorchin' Sorenson's thigh. Laying there, on top of the best shortstop in baseball, I want...