The Matchmaker's Royal Mess: A messy modern fairy tale

She'd rather give a mountain lion a bikini wax than mess with love again.

Been there, went viral, never going back. Hattie Montague's life as a backcountry guide for the spoiled and famous suits her just fine, thanks. It's the only place she feels completely safe being herself. So what if she has nightmares that she can only speak squirrel and craves pine cones for breakfast? It beats leaving yourself vulnerable to humans. Fine, all of them aren't bad. She likes probably three, so when one ...