The Nine Muses

Something strange is going on with the Muses.

They can't write. They can't dance. They can't sing.

They can't do anything right.

They say Muses inspire the greatest of artists, artisans, thinkers, and poets, but what will inspire them?

Zeus sees his nine daughters struggling with their talents, so he orders them to go to a mortal high school. Perhaps, he reasons, they will find inspiration there under the careful guidance and tutelage of Headmistress Ehtel.

Zeus hopes his idea works... ...