The Second We Met

Dear Jerk Across the Street, sorry for accidentally walking in on you and catching an eyeful of your-equipment. And hard pass on the open invitation to join you in the shower "anytime", A-hole.

That's the note I should've written. Instead I sent a pleasant and apologetic version.

Had I known Phoenix "Nix" Russo would've been the neighbor from hell, I'd have told him right where he could shove my words.

Nix is the big man on campus with everyone lined up at his games to make sure he knows it. S...