The Silent Woodsman

Once upon a time in the deep, deep woods, on a dark and stormy night, a girl faints in the arms of a boy. Only that girl is a nobody and that boy is a major somebody. Their bodies don't care. His brain tells him she's better off without him. Even then he suspects it's wrong.

Holed up in an isolated cabin in the Hoh Rain Forest, county music heartthrob Joe Bob Blade is under strict doctor's orders not to utter a sound. During a freak storm, a beautiful woman collapses at his door. Ali's gentl...