The Spirit Of Christmas

The phone wakes Ralph early Christmas morning.
The Dispatcher tells him, “Ralph, there’s a bus load of some kind of monks down here at the station and their bus has broken down with engine troubles. You're needed here right away.”
Ralph chuckles and asks, “What happened to all the bright young mechanic kids that the Foreman thinks so much of?”
The Dispatcher sighs and says, “I think the guy who was assigned here for Christmas day got a case of the intentional flu. Look, the monks are foreigner...