The Thousand Years War: Life's a Beach Expansion Pack
THIS STORY CARRIES ON FROM THE EVENTS OF THE FIRST BOOK OF THE THOUSAND YEARS WAR SERIES. HOWEVER, IT CAN BE READ AS A STANDALONE AS WELL AND ENJOYED! RATED EA FOR EPIC ADULT FUN! GET IT TODAY! The official Expansion Pack/Story of The Thousand Years War: Book One. Now with 11 Levels including 3 secret levels that go around the All-Star Island of Puerto Rico. Angel and Maria along with new mates Ben and Steven think they are going on an epic vacation to Puerto Rico until the gloobas strike using the virtual world to summon their forces. They plan to plummet the world into another ice age as they plan to freeze Puerto Rico and use the frozen island to change the climate on earth forever as they try to take over the world once again. Just like the first book of the series, the heroes only have 10 days to reverse the effects of the gloobas climate change by finding and using the anti-matter ball to insert into the anti-matter machine. Can these four misfits get over their differences and beat the expansion pack of this cool but dangerous video game known as The Thousand Years War? Get your pineapples, coconuts, and margarita's ready for this island romp. With beach themed weapons such as the ice crusher and coconut launcher, you might not think of Puerto Rico as an island of peace anymore after this read. Also, you will have other weapons ranging from your kickass shotgun to ancient weapons such as the expander ring. Not to mention that in this video game world, aliens and items might just dimensionalize into the world out of nowhere and whatever happens in this game will happen in the real world. A story with action, love, comedy, and a whole lot of alien gore! Fans of Duke Nukem 3D will enjoy this read and those who have played the expansion - Life's a Beach especially. That's because Life's a Beach(Bitch) and then you die!
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The Thousand Years War: Life's a Beach Expansion Pack
THIS STORY CARRIES ON FROM THE EVENTS OF THE FIRST BOOK OF THE THOUSAND YEARS WAR SERIES. HOWEVER, IT CAN BE READ AS A STANDALONE AS WELL AND ENJOYED! RATED EA FOR EPIC ADULT FUN! GET IT TODAY! The official Expansion Pack/Story of The Thousand Years War: Book One. Now with 11 Levels including 3 secret levels that go around the All-Star Island of Puerto Rico. Angel and Maria along with new mates Ben and Steven think they are going on an epic vacation to Puerto Rico until the gloobas strike using the virtual world to summon their forces. They plan to plummet the world into another ice age as they plan to freeze Puerto Rico and use the frozen island to change the climate on earth forever as they try to take over the world once again. Just like the first book of the series, the heroes only have 10 days to reverse the effects of the gloobas climate change by finding and using the anti-matter ball to insert into the anti-matter machine. Can these four misfits get over their differences and beat the expansion pack of this cool but dangerous video game known as The Thousand Years War? Get your pineapples, coconuts, and margarita's ready for this island romp. With beach themed weapons such as the ice crusher and coconut launcher, you might not think of Puerto Rico as an island of peace anymore after this read. Also, you will have other weapons ranging from your kickass shotgun to ancient weapons such as the expander ring. Not to mention that in this video game world, aliens and items might just dimensionalize into the world out of nowhere and whatever happens in this game will happen in the real world. A story with action, love, comedy, and a whole lot of alien gore! Fans of Duke Nukem 3D will enjoy this read and those who have played the expansion - Life's a Beach especially. That's because Life's a Beach(Bitch) and then you die!
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The Thousand Years War: Life's a Beach Expansion Pack

The Thousand Years War: Life's a Beach Expansion Pack

by Angel Ramon
The Thousand Years War: Life's a Beach Expansion Pack

The Thousand Years War: Life's a Beach Expansion Pack

by Angel Ramon

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THIS STORY CARRIES ON FROM THE EVENTS OF THE FIRST BOOK OF THE THOUSAND YEARS WAR SERIES. HOWEVER, IT CAN BE READ AS A STANDALONE AS WELL AND ENJOYED! RATED EA FOR EPIC ADULT FUN! GET IT TODAY! The official Expansion Pack/Story of The Thousand Years War: Book One. Now with 11 Levels including 3 secret levels that go around the All-Star Island of Puerto Rico. Angel and Maria along with new mates Ben and Steven think they are going on an epic vacation to Puerto Rico until the gloobas strike using the virtual world to summon their forces. They plan to plummet the world into another ice age as they plan to freeze Puerto Rico and use the frozen island to change the climate on earth forever as they try to take over the world once again. Just like the first book of the series, the heroes only have 10 days to reverse the effects of the gloobas climate change by finding and using the anti-matter ball to insert into the anti-matter machine. Can these four misfits get over their differences and beat the expansion pack of this cool but dangerous video game known as The Thousand Years War? Get your pineapples, coconuts, and margarita's ready for this island romp. With beach themed weapons such as the ice crusher and coconut launcher, you might not think of Puerto Rico as an island of peace anymore after this read. Also, you will have other weapons ranging from your kickass shotgun to ancient weapons such as the expander ring. Not to mention that in this video game world, aliens and items might just dimensionalize into the world out of nowhere and whatever happens in this game will happen in the real world. A story with action, love, comedy, and a whole lot of alien gore! Fans of Duke Nukem 3D will enjoy this read and those who have played the expansion - Life's a Beach especially. That's because Life's a Beach(Bitch) and then you die!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781981969449
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 12/27/2017
Series: The Thousand Years War , #4
Pages: 304
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.68(d)

About the Author

Hello, my name is Angel Ramon and I am in my mid-twenties and have a long writing career ahead of me the books I have written are only a few of the many I plan to write. One cool fact that you must know about me is that I'm a talented medium and can see things that normal humans aren't able to see! I own a business in Salinas Puerto Rico where I fix computers, help people with their resumes and I even do websites. I even give advice to other writers, I'm working with a fellow aspiring author with his ideas and editing his work. Also, I'm helping a fellow author get his first self-published work out into the world! The Thousand Years War Series is my first series written. However, I do have other series such as the Janus series which is my political thriller series, the Angel's Nightmare Adventure series which is my survivor horror series and my new series coming up which is Knights of Honor, my historical fiction series. I have a certificate or participation from VSA arts for a short story I wrote for them back in High School. I have always been an avid writer since junior high School.

I enjoy science fiction to the point that I'm hooked on it. Right now I'm in a complicated relationship so I'm kinda open for relationships. but I rather spend my time on my writing career. Me and my current girlfriend are still trying to work things out so I'll get back to you my fans when I'm open again. However, I've found myself wanting to write in other genres and I think that is cool! In fact coming up soon I'll be working on a major project where I will be writing a historical fiction book that will rewrite all of history to be even cooler!

I decided to move to my home country of my father in Puerto Rico a couple of years ago. On the side or my day job is running a home business where I fix computers, do business cards and posters, help people with resumes and doing websites. I love writing and by the way, I have my own Facebook pages promoting my works. Hobbies include computer repair, going to the beach, going on risky trips and I'm a huge New York Yankees baseball fan. I'm also a big New York Giants football fan. When I'm not writing I'm out by the beach, home improvement on my house I just bought a couple of years ago and really just going out in the wild finding new places to explore. I like to go out when I get the chance, especially to a baseball game.
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