The Witchwood Boys are Trending

They tricked me into a dark and unholy union.Three bastards in witch hats, leather pants, and iron masks.

These supernatural stalkers have claimed me for their coven.

They won't go away. These assholes will. not. leave.

All because I fell for an urban legend:

Touch the Witch's Tree on a moonless night and discover magic.

Wholesome magic like: kinky rituals, blood sacrifice, and jizz potions.

Oh, and a forest god who eats people-while they're still alive and screaming.

Send help, and I'll send cup...