Time for Bed's Story

Bed has something to say.

Bed knows you do not like bedtime.

And Bed gets it. But look …

YOU are not so great, either …

Bed is fed up. Bed’s patience is wearing thin. For years, Bed has put up with the kicking at night, the jumping during the day, not to mention the storing of all manner of stinky items. But enough is enough. Now it’s time to consider Bed’s feelings …

In a story that’s never been told b...