Two Mugs, A Brew, And Some Geese

When the geese came for the bread, humanity didn't stand a chance. When mutated geese came for the planet, Colin and Margaret did what any sensible Brits would do: they put the kettle on.

Now, armed with a couple of thermoses, one suspiciously indestructible potato salad, and the sheer power of mild irritation, they find themselves dragged from a quiet park bench in York to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.

Alongside Geoffrey, a goose of uncommon arrogance and surprising political influence...