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What Do You Say to a Naked Elf? (Lowth)

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She sells sex toys by night. She hits an elf with her car. Now she's on trial in a world where sarcasm's a crime—and sexy elves are real.

Jane Drysdale is doing fine. She's got a steady day job, a spicy side hustle, and a firm grip on reality—until she accidentally flattens a talking bunny.

Turns out, it was an elf in disguise. And now Jane's facing charges in Lowth, a magical realm with rules she doesn't understand and creatures she definitely didn't see coming.

Her only hope? Charlie Whelphi...