Yeti NuCrakn

The low-rent film industry of an Alpine paradise is in peril, as are the indigenous people who toil reluctantly in making its regrettable pictures.

When a burgeoning appetite for foreign films coupled with a persistent deluge of moneyed foreigners into the gambling mecca of Mottona threatens to destroy the native population’s culture and drive them from ancestral lands, their only hope might be an actor named after a cryptid and a chicken-flavored, chocolate-covered potato chip.

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