Something Strange: More Humorous Poems for Kids and Adults

Life's Experiences from a Pint-Sized Point-of-View! When weekends fall and relatives call
My Sundays turns quite bleak.
They rave, "He's just the cutest thing?"
As they pinch and tweak my cheeks. I squirm in my skin when they start in
With their nauseating rants.
What I'd like to do is flee the room
Or stuff spaghetti down their pants! What's a kid to do when his relatives think he's just the most adorable thing they've ever seen? How would you like to have a sister who bosses you around all th...