Almost A Father: A Memoir of Male Infertility; A Love Story About My Soulmate, Our Soulbaby, and The Music In Between

"What's the matter? You shooting blanks?" These words from his brother-in- law prove prophetic after Denny Ceizyk learns that his biology is not up to the task. His Hollywood vision of making love to make a baby is replaced by the reality of doctors, plastic semen sample cups, public masturbation, and the irrepressible sight of a large dildo-ish ultrasound wand. Denny has become a player in some sordid medical menage- a-trois- the one getting the least action. Adding insult to injury, he is...