A Happy Effin Valentine

Masataka is a shape-shifting neko who makes the unfortunate mistake of picking up a stunning kitsune at a bar and taking her home for the night. How was he to know it was her wedding day? Or that her chosen mate was a nine-tailed kitsune of great distinction and power? Masa's punishment is to be banished to Earth, stuck in his cat form until someone wishes for him to stay.
If it weren't for bad luck, Effin wouldn't have any luck at all. It's Valentine's Day, a day supposed to symbolizelove a...