A Pirate's Life for Me A Pirate's Life Indeed!

Arrrghh! Have ye ever wondered what ye would do if ye ever came face-to-face with a crew of dirty, rotten, cutthroat pirates? Would ye like to meet a talking sea turtle who just loves to surf and drink Pirate Pop Cola and speaks seven languages? Would ye have the courage to sneak aboard a pirate ghost ship or go up against giant bloodsucking vampire bats? Would ye like to make the acquaintance of a singing crocodile who just loves jazz? What would ye do if ye actually came face-to-face with...